*straight people voice* is he… you know…
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational
you are skinny, hot and delicious
i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:
- NO one thinks theyre for you
- actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
- nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend
5. no one cares if you buy pads/tampons. absolutely no one cares.